About every 2 months or so I open my front door and I find that some mysterious stranger (probably dressed in black and very ninja-like) has deposited some little presents for me. I call these little presents PhoneBook SPAM.

Both Verizon and Qwest send me their crap without me asking for it. Isn’t there some list that I can get on to where they don’t keep putting crap on my doorstep every 2 months? I wonder what would happen if I never picked them up? I didn’t ask for them, I didn’t actually take posession of the things, so how could the apartment people get mad at me? It would be like a random stranger just dumping off stuff at your door that you didn’t ask for and you have to be responsible for it…in fact that is exactly what it is! Keep in mind that I don’t have service with either phone company, hell I don’t even have a land line! As to why they think that I need one of these every 2 months is beyond my comprehension; all I do is just throw them away. It seems that it would be easier for them to just send me a CD that I can load instead of wasting all that paper, time and effort on sending me these damn books!