After watching Serenity on Saturday, the crew and I went
over to McMenamin’s to get something to eat. People here love
McMenamin’s; it’s an Oregon thing. To me, it’s nothing special.

You can imagine how bad the service was when tried and true
Oregonians were calling the one that we went to (the one off of Cedar
Hills Blvd. and Jenkins Rd.) one of the worst McMenamin’s ever.

I think we were waiting for well over an hour to get our food and
that was after we pestered some other waiter (we never saw the guy that
originally took our order again) for it.

Anyway, while there, I spied a little pamphlet on the table with the
words Dr Theopolis on it. It was explained to me that Dr Theopolis, in
this context, is a local band. However, to me Dr Theopolis is the
little circular robot from Buck Rogers; you know the one that Twiki
wore around his neck.

Then it struck me, the look of wearing big clocks and jewelry around
your neck was not popularized by Flava Flav and other gangstas, it was
Twiki that was the original gangster.

If you don’t believe me, peep the thug yo, all pimped out with his bling bling goin’ on.

Damn, you can tell that he’s keepin’ it real. It must have been a
pain to act the part of the sidekick to Gil Gerard, I’m sure he wanted
to let loose with his gat and gank them all.

Twiki is an OG fo’ real!