Robert sent this to me. This is an actual ad on one of those dating sites. I must have written this subconsciously.

Sugar Daddy seeks . . . hmmm.
I have everything you want and more, honey, so what are you waiting for? Get your sweet behind over here and wait for further instructions; Knee pads will be provided…… Young, flexible, lithe, ready, eager, and willing to learn at the hands of a master.


Which reminds me, I was talking with my mom this weekend because I picked up a book titled Cubans in America and I noticed that Fidel Castro had some help in his revolution by someone named El Comandante Che Guevara and I thought that is why she called me El Che Che. However, she said that is not why she calls me that. El Che Che, is a moniker that in Cuba that means stud, pimpdaddy, etc. I love my mom, one of the funniest people I know.